As I've been asking for twenty years now, if global warming is "settled science", why do the alarmists keep lying about it?

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Davos: where the elite meet to eat — the rest of us

Davos: where the elite meet to eat — the rest of us

Because, as its proponents have admitted, it’s about centralizing governmental power and has nothing to do with endangered gnats.

Horrifying: Media and Climate Hoaxers (But I Repeat Myself) Report That Literally Everywhere on Earth is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth

If that headline doesn't make sense, well, no it doesn't, but the media and climate hoaxers have been pumping out a huge number of "stories" and "studies" claiming that literally everywhere on earth is warming faster than the rest of the earth.

I assume they do this so they can target one country's population with the propaganda that Country X is Warming at Twice the Rate of the Rest of the Earth as well as targeting Country Y and Country Z with the same basic story. 

The scam works so long as people don't see they're running this game with every country as country X.

But what happens when someone does start searching for this type of story, and then collects up all the nonsensical claims that everywhere on earth is warming faster than the rest of the earth?

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And Tibet, and Britain, and … so on.

Finally, some real estate news!

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Things have been pretty slow these days, and it’s been hard to find interesting transactions to write about, but today John McAtee’s listing at 433 Riversville Road was reported as pending. It was asking $3.750 million and found a buyer in just 28 days, which is happy news, doubtless, for both John and his client.

433 is a 1900 house on 13 acres and looks beautiful, but having once owned and restored an 1840 farmhouse in Maine, I personally feel that I’m over the antique house phase of my life, just as I am wooden sailboats. But not everyone is, and I think it’s great that there’s still a market for neat old houses, as this one’s quick sale attests.

I always caution my clients against making guest cottages too comfortable: guests, unwanted relatives and adult children may be tempted to linger beyond Ben Franklin’s three-day deadline. Still, …nice.

I always caution my clients against making guest cottages too comfortable: guests, unwanted relatives and adult children may be tempted to linger beyond Ben Franklin’s three-day deadline. Still, …nice.

Not only the new Paper of Record, but the supreme prognosticator

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Surely an old dead Greek mathematician still passes current muster — I mean, we all KNOW about those Greeks and their boy pupils

Surely an old dead Greek mathematician still passes current muster — I mean, we all KNOW about those Greeks and their boy pupils

Last Thursday, I reported on Seattle’s decision to eliminate white male rules about truth in city classrooms; turns out, the Babylon Bee was there a full three years before: Feelings now acceptable as correct answers on math tests

WASHINGTON, D.C.—An update issued Tuesday to the 2017–2018 Common Core educational standards now allows students to answer mathematics problems by responding with whatever their feelings are telling them at the time.

One example problem given to illustrate the updated standards asked students to figure out when a 6:00 a.m. train leaving Boston at thirty miles per hour and a 7:00 a.m. Milwaukee train headed the opposite direction at forty miles per hour will intersect. A list of possible solutions to the sample problem published in the Common Core standards obtained by reporters indicated that “Ugh,” “I’m offended,” “Triggered,” “Trains scare me,” “Boston scares me,” “Milwaukee scares me,” and “Kill yourself,” would all be scored as correct.

“Any emotion, feeling, statement, or catchphrase is an acceptable answer to most of the problems in the new mathematics standards,” a Common Core representative told reporters. “As long as students are being sincere, genuine, authentic, and true to themselves at the time they are answering the question, that’s all we can ask as educators.”

“Who are we to tell anyone that their own mathematical truth is wrong?” the rep added.

According to the rep, the Common Core standards will be updated next year to include feelings as acceptable responses to any and all questions pertaining to biology, chemistry, grammar, and history, while sources claim that English literature teachers have already been accepting emotions as responses for years.

A Hat for all Reasons

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Returned home and found that my Russian MAGA hat had arrived via Amazon and it’s a beauty. And I can wear it anywhere without fear of being milkshaked, because TDS victims wouldn’t recognize irony if it hit them on the head. In fact, most of the positive Amazon reviews of this garment have been posted by clueless liberals.

It will pair nicely with my “I’d Rather be Waterboarding” license plate frame.

The Paper of Record scoops its competitors, again

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Democrats worry that if impeachment fails, they’ll have to nominate an electable candidate

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are beginning to grow worried that if their impeachment effort fails, they'll have to resort to plan B: nominating an electable candidate and winning an election.

"The real danger here," said Nancy Pelosi in a meeting of top Democrats, "is that the normal way of getting rid of a president---impeachment---fails. Then, we'd have to try to find someone who isn't a smug, smarmy doofus and get the public to like them."

"What about Andrew Yang? He's pretty nice," said one aide, who was then asked to leave the room for such reckless hate. 

"I could run for president. I'm pretty electable," said Chuck Schumer.

"Oh, cut the crap. You're insufferable," said Pelosi, rolling her eyes. "Ocasio, any ideas?"

"What if we just, like, seized the means of production and executed all the leaders?" Ocasio-Cortez asked, looking up from a comic book about herself she was reading. "That would be so fetch."

And let the death spiral begin

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96 Conyers Farm, 13,660 square feet, 15 acres, is on the market today at $12.5 million. Owner paid $13.750 for it when it was new in 2005 and dumped in quite a bit more. Looking up what he sold his razor company for a few years ago and his share of the proceeds, there’s no need to lose sleep over his ability to take a hit here. My best guess is that he’ll end up shaving that price to the mid-eights, or lower, before finding a buyer, but we’ll see.