Puts that lazy animal lover in New Jersey to shame — that guy would only walk a mile for a camel

Collection route?

Collection route?

Indiana man walks 351 miles to have sex with 14-year-old (girl), met by under-the-covers agent instead

A convicted pedophile from Indiana was busted for trying to have sex with a 14-year-old girl — after walking 351 miles to meet her, according to authorities.

Tommy Lee Jenkins, 32, began an X-rated instant-message exchange with a teen named “Kylee” in Wisconsin who was actually a sheriff’s deputy, according to the US Attorney’s Office.

Jenkins asked her for sexually explicit photographs while badgering her to meet him for sex in Whitestown, Ind., where he lived, officials said.

When she refused, he set off on foot for where she supposedly was, in Neenah, Wisc. — repeatedly sending her explicit messages and updating her on the progress of his desperate hike, according to prosecutors.

His mammoth trek ended with a surprise — with sheriff’s deputies and an FBI agent waiting to bust him, authorities announced Friday.

Given the track record for recidivism by child molesters, this part of the history is disappointing:

Jenkins previously pleaded guilty to child abuse in 2011 for molesting two boys, ages 7 and 8, in Wisconsin, where he used to live, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern.

He was sentenced to four years probation with a 360-day jail sentence stayed, the paper said, citing court records.

The course of true love never did run smooth, poor guy.

Well, good

Currently seeking a taxpayer-funded bagpiping gig

Currently seeking a taxpayer-funded bagpiping gig

My University is Dying, and Soon Yours Will Be Too

University of North Dakota English professor and bagpiper Sheila Leming bemoans the revolt of the masses

Starting in 2016, our state university system endured three successive rounds of annual budget cuts, with average 10-percent reductions resulting in a loss of more than a third of the system’s overall funding. Additional cuts, even, were on the table this past year. And while our state legislators ultimately avoided taking yet one more stab at the dismembered body of higher education, there has been no discussion of restoring any of those funds.

The experience of living with the metastasizing effects of austerity grants me some insight into what has been going on in Alaska. In July, Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy announced a plan to strip the University of Alaska system of 41 percent of its operating budget. He has since tempered this plan, opting instead for a 20-percent cut to be meted out over a period of three years. After weathering three straight years of forced retirements, self-protective “pivots” to administration, and personal waterloos on my own campus, I cannot help but grieve for my colleagues in Alaska. Some of them, I know, will lose their jobs, or else be coerced into giving them up, as my own colleagues have been (my department lost 10 tenured/tenure-track faculty members — half of its roster — in four years and has not been permitted to rehire). But some of them, I know, will not, and I grieve for them, too. ...

… It is the many and lingering surreptitious forms of loss — loss of confidence, of spirit, of purpose — that do the real damage.

The professor’s resume and list of her “peer-reviewed” publications fails to reveal a single paper of use to anyone, other than to keep other professors like her employed and busy critiquing their peers’ woke scribbling. Like these:

“Subscription Libraries and the Making of Nineteenth-Century Female Reading Communities.” Reading Communities, ed. Shafquat Towheed (Open UP – McGraw-Hill Educational Publishers): volume forthcoming.

“Religious Texts in Edith Wharton’s Library.” Edith Wharton Review, 34.1 (2017): 79-85.

“Romancing the Interstitial: Howe’s The Hermaphrodite and the Substance of Sex in Nineteenth-Century America.” Nineteenth-Century Literature, 72.3 (December 2017): 311-332.

“‘It’s painful to see them think’: Wharton, Fin de Siécle Science, and the Authentication of Female Intelligence.” J/MMLAThe Journal of the Midwest Modern Language Association, 49.2 (Fall 2016): 137-160.

“An Impossible Woman: Henry James and the Mysterious Case of Anne Moncure Crane.” American Literary Realism, 49.2 (Winter 2017): 95-113.

“A Month at The Mount: Research and the Unsearchable Archive.” The Edith Wharton Review, 31.1 (Spring 2015): 32-40.

“Suffer the Little Vixens: Edith Wharton and Realist Terror in ‘Jazz Age’ America.” JML: Journal of Modern Literature, 38.3 (Spring 2015): 99-118.

“Of Anarchy and Amateurism: Zine Publication and Traditions of Print Dissent.” J/MMLA: The Journal of the Midwest Modern Language Association, 14.1 (Fall 2010): 101-128.

“‘Reading for It’: Lesbian Readers Constructing Culture and Identity through Textual Experience.” Peele, Thomas, ed. Queer Popular Culture (New York: Palgrave-MacMillan, 2007): 85-103.

Reviews

Review of Enumerations: Data and Literary Study, by Andrew Piper (Chicago UP: 2018). The Los Angeles Review of Books, forthcoming.

Review of None of This is Normal: The Fiction of Jeff VanderMeer, by Benjamin J. Robertson (Minnesota UP, 2018). ASAP/Journal, forthcoming.

Review of The Biopolitics of Feeling, by Kyla Schuller (Duke UP, 2018). Legacy, forthcoming.

“Fantasies of Form.” Review of Forms: Whole, Rhythm, Hierarchy, Network, by Caroline Levine (Princeton UP, 2015). Criticism, forthcoming fall 2018.

Here’s hoping that this prairie revolt will sweep east.

If not, then Jill Oberlander is your clear choice — just ask Tony Turner

Fred Camillo (cap) and rabid Luddite

Fred Camillo (cap) and rabid Luddite

Are ”friendly and nice” the best qualifications for First Selectman? A letter to the editor of Greenwich Free Press insists that they are not, and urges support for Nasty Jill Oberlander instead. Just two months ago, Oberlander demonstrated her right to inherit the title “Queen of Mean” by tossing her former friend and fellow candidate Tony Turner under the bus, leaving him to pay $75,000 in fines for violating campaign finance laws while insisting, despite dozens of emails to the contrary, that she had no idea that Turner was spending $350,000 to promote the Democrat slate of BET candidates. She was shocked, shocked to discover what was being done in her name. Uh huh.

The letter writer goes on to cite Fred Camillo’s votes in the state senate, votes which, ironically, the correspondent claims refute Camillo’s reputation as a friendly, nice guy. In fact, those votes do reveal true compassion and concern for the poor, and contrast sharply with Oberland’s own gooey, feel-good plans to ruin them.

Camillo voted against increasing the minimum wage to $15, thereby ensuring that the unskilled and unlettered can continue to find work. The true minimum wage is zero — Camillo tried to preserve the opportunity for the least employable among us to find jobs, while Oberlander works to opposite effect.

Camillo voted to cut UConn funding, so that its bloated administration would be reduced, lowering the cost of a college education. And if those cuts had been enacted and fewer degrees in modern dance psychology granted, thousands of deceived youngsters could have been spared the crushing debt incurred by obtaining worthless degrees.

Camillo opposes the destruction of the state’s power supplies, a goal endorsed by the partisan “Connecticut Conservation Voters.Org”, which has blocked construction of any new natural gas pipelines and power plants in the state, and advocates the dismantling of all existing power plants, including our only zero-emission nuclear plant. Which is kinder: Camillo fighting to keep the state’s economy viable and electrical bills affordable, or Oberlander’s desire to quadruple electric bills before returning Connecticut to a pre-Industrial Revolution society? Oberlander would solve the problem of paying for electricity by eliminating it; that will please her fellow crazies, but others may not wish to join her in her deluded environmental ecstasy.

None of these positions relate to our local election, of course, which should be focused on the proper running of the dog warden’s office and maintaining our roads, but just as Bill De Blasio abandoned New York City to save the world (much to New Yorkers’ relief, mind you), Oberlander insists that national issues are the proper focus of Greenwich’s town government. If I could be sure that she would in fact spend her time pressing for recycled toilet paper and transgender jail cells in our state prisons, I’d be content with her assuming office here. As it is, I fear that she’ll bring her sensitivities and cruelty to 101 Field Point Road, and that would be a pity.

Today, they'd never leave the ground, let alone come back alive

Purdue honors Aopollo 11 astronauts

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11, Purdue football players will wear a moonwalk-inspired helmet and commemorative astronaut-themed patch during Saturday’s homecoming game against Maryland.

Purdue is the alma mater of a host of astronauts, including Neil Armstrong, Gus Grissom, who was the second American in space, and Gene Cernan, the last man to walk on the Moon. The West Lafayette, Ind. school, dubbed ‘the cradle of astronauts,’ counts 25 former and current astronauts among its alumni.

That was then; today, Purdue’s Dean of Engineering Education denounces “rigorous truths” as a relic of white male heterosexual oppression.

Defining rigor as “the aspirational quality academics apply to disciplinary standards of quality,” Riley asserts that “rigor is used to maintain disciplinary boundaries, with exclusionary implications for marginalized groups and marginalized ways of knowing.”

“One of rigor’s purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality,” she writes, explaining that rigor “has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations—and links to masculinity in particular—are undeniable.”

Hence, Riley remarks that “My visceral reaction in many conversations where I have seen rigor asserted has been to tell parties involved (regardless of gender) to whip them out and measure them already.”

Riley also argues that academic rigor can be used to exclude women and minorities, saying, “Rigor may be a defining tool, revealing how structural forces of power and privilege operate to exclude men of color and women, students with disabilities, LGBTQ+ people, first-generation and low-income students, and non-traditionally aged students.”\

She claims that rigor can “reinforce gender, race, and class hierarchies in engineering, and maintain invisibility of queer, disabled, low-income, and other marginalized engineering students,” adding that “decades of ethnographic research document a climate of microaggressions and cultures of whiteness and masculinity in engineering.”

She evens contends that “scientific knowledge itself is gendered, raced, and colonizing,” asserting that in the field of engineering, there is an “inherent masculinist, white, and global North bias...all under a guise of neutrality.”

[RELATED: Prof: Algebra, geometry perpetuate white privilege]

To fight this, Riley calls for engineering programs to “do away with” the notion of academic rigor completely, saying, “This is not about reinventing rigor for everyone, it is about doing away with the concept altogether so we can welcome other ways of knowing. Other ways of being. It is about criticality and reflexivity.”

“We need these other ways of knowing to critique rigor, and to find a place to start to build a community for inclusive and holistic engineering education,” she concludes.

King Canute of Albany

The difference is, the real King knew he couldn’t overrule the basic laws of nature, and Cuomo doesn’t.

The difference is, the real King knew he couldn’t overrule the basic laws of nature, and Cuomo doesn’t.

Cuomo orders national Grid to provide natural gas to new customers; gas it doesn’t have, because Cuomo stopped the pipeline project that would have brought it into NYC.

The Public Service Commission, the state body that licenses and oversees public utility companies, announced Friday that National Grid must provide service to customers or else face “millions of dollars in penalties.”

Previously, 1,157 customers had been denied service due to National Grid’s moratorium on all new gas hookups, announced in May.

The gas company alleged it cannot provide new gas service hookups because plans for the Williams Pipeline were nixed, and current supplies are waning.

The project would bring a new supply of natural gas from New Jersey into New York, if approved.

The Public Service Commission said they have the authority based on a section in Public Service Law that says if a gas company is unable to meet the needs of reliable service to customers, the state has the power to step in. ….

Come has stopped very effort to bring new supplies of natural gas into the state — in fact, Con Ed has also stopped hooking up new customers in Westchester County because of lack of supply — and has ordered the shut down of the nuclear power plant at Storm King, which supplies 25% of the region’s electrical power. Having done all that, he is now stamping his feet, denouncing utility executives as thieves and threatening to take the companies over and have the state run things; presumably, just as well as it runs its public housing projects.

Soon, the only source of gas in New York will be that issued by Cuomo himself. If I were a New Yorker, I’d be laying in blankets.

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Sale price reported

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7 Lighthouse Lane, Old Greenwich, $2.1 million. Owners paid $2.350 for it in 2012, and have been trying to sell since 2017, with a start price of $2.7. Good house and neighborhood, so I’m a little surprised that this took so long to sell, but overpricing ….

(In fairness, I should note that the current listing agent, Rob Johnson, was not involved in setting that first price; that honor belonged to another firm.)

Unfortunately, they still haven't moved I-95

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3 Meadow Wood Drive, in Belle Haven, reduced its price today to $3.5 million. The owners paid $3.495 for it in 2006 and completely redid it before putting it back up for sale in 2015 for $5.925. Four years on, they’re back where they were when they first took possession in 2006, less, of course, the gobs of money they’ve spent fixing it up.

There’s nothing wrong with the house itself; it’s quite nice, but the term “killer location” comes to mind, and not in a positive way.

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Price cut on Red Coat

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11 Red Coat Lane, now at $2.175 million. Owners paid $2.830 for it in 2008, which was probably unwise, and have been trying to sell it since 2014, when they started at $2.895. It may well have been overpriced back then, and certainly the market said it was, but it’s in fact a pretty good house, in a good location, and this new price might move it.

The problem, as is always the case with houses that have lingered so long, is that potential buyers want to know what was wrong with it, that no one else has wanted it. The (correct) answer, that it was merely overpriced, rarely satisfies.

UPDATE: Reader GW reminded me of the truly unfortunate rear addition to this house. I’d meant to mention it, and ow, here it is.

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I'm sure he'll prove to be a commuter from Florida

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New Jersey: Man threatened farmers who denied him permission to have sex with their animals

A New Jersey man was arrested for asking local farmers permission to have sex with their animals — and then threatening the farmers and damaging their cars when they refused, a report said.

Richard Decker, 31, began sending the messages to Sussex County farms and horse stables in 2018, asking the animal caregivers if he could have sex with their cows and horses, the New Jersey Herald reported.

When he was rejected by the farmers, Decker allegedly sent threats and placed homemade metal spikes on their driveways to damage their tires, according to the report.

In one case, he threatened to beat a farmer’s wife with a wooden stick when denied permission.

And while we're ridding the world of the fruits of the Industrial Revolution, let's get rid of ALL scientific truth — it's just a construct of white male oppressors, after all

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Introducing men’s and boys’ menstruation underwear

Several TV networks have agreed to air an underwear commercial portraying a surreal world where men and boys menstruate.  

Titled “MENstruation,” the ad for “Period-Proof Underwear” opens with an anguished young teenage boy sheepishly telling his dad, “I think I got my period.”  

Dad later hugs him and tells him, “It’s just part of growing up.”

Of course, in the new world aborning, any carbon-based materials in this product will have tote replaced by organic, locally-grown cotton, and they’ll have to be washed by hand, by candlelight, but what price, progress?