This is huge

I don’t think I’m going to like this

I don’t think I’m going to like this

America’s Paper of Record buys CNN

U.S.—The Babylon Bee has been the world's best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren't quite as good.

The site announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made the site the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire site CNN for $12 billion. The move more than quadrupled the site's catalog of hilarious, satirical articles.

"We've long admired CNN's ability to parody leftist media organizations so effortlessly, and we're thrilled to have them under The Babylon Bee's umbrella," said site CEO Seth Dillon. "When you can't compete with hilarious satire like CNN, you obviously look for ways to get them on your team, and an acquisition seemed to make the most sense."

The new conglomerate organization will be called BNN. CNN writers and hosts will be instructed to simply keep doing what they're doing.

Some CNN fans reacted poorly to the news:

They've been suggesting this for at least fifty years

Well yes, freddie, they’re off the street, technically; I see that. but ….

Well yes, freddie, they’re off the street, technically; I see that. but ….

Freddie Camillo has proposed eliminating the traffic cops on the Avenue. It makes sense to me: no other town I know of has cops at crosswalks, but someone’s been trying to get them off the Avenue and onto doing something more useful since the ’60s and so far, tradition has won out over the expense.

I won’t hold my breath.

A smaller price cut than Vista's, but then, the price tag's lower too

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85 Dingletown Road, custom built in 2016, has dropped from $4.750 million to $4.350. Is this now the right price? Who knows, but I’m sure the replacement cost is higher than this; it’s beautifully crafted.

And I really like it, though I don’t suppose one would describe it as “neo-colonial” or even “French Provincial”. The town housing stock’s conformity’s loss is our gain.

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Considering their own determination to destroy our country, it's no surprise that Warren and friends would welcome an extra hand

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Iranian student with ties to Hezbollah denied entry, Warren goes nuts

 “This is shameful, irresponsible, and completely unacceptable." Elizabeth Warren.

An Iranian student who was denied entry to the United States on arrival and deported this week, amid objections from top Democrats and left-wing activists, has family ties to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps and Lebanon-based terror group Hezbollah, a Department of Homeland Security official told Fox News.

Mohammad Shahab Dehghani Hossein was denied entry to the U.S. and detained on Sunday when he arrived on a student visa at Boston Logan International Airport.

His detention sparked outrage from activists, who flooded the airport demanding his release. It also drew objections from Northeastern University, where Dehghani was due to be enrolled, and the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).

But the DHS official, speaking to Fox News, said that the case was more complicated than some were letting on, and that there were legitimate reasons for rejecting Dehghani. Specifically, the official told Fox News that Dehghani’s family has links to the IRGC -- of which Gen. Qassem Soleimani, who was recently killed in a controversial U.S. strike, was a member -- and to terror group Hezbollah. That claim, first reported by WBUR News, focuses on his family's association with a company sanctioned by the U.S. for its terror ties.

That company was sanctioned by the Obama administration in 2010, when the Treasury Department identified the company as having been used by the IRGC to support terrorist activities outside of Iran -- namely in support of Hezbollah.

The DHS official also said there was information that Dehghani himself had recently been in Iraq. There was no information provided on what it was believed Dehghani was doing there. Meanwhile, a government official told The New York Times that Dehghani was the administrator of a YouTube channel called “Islamic Pulse,” which called for reprisals against the U.S. for Soleimani’s death.

But Democratic lawmakers were undeterred by the concerns raised about Dehghani. In their letter, Pressley, Warren and Markey brushed off the claims by arguing that while there are reported “familial” connections” to terror groups, there is no alleged connection involving Dehghani himself, and they note that he underwent background and security checks as part of the visa process.

The DHS official noted to Fox News that Dehghani had not merely been denied entry to the U.S., but that officials had taken the extra step of revoking Dehghani’s visa, rather than allowing him to voluntarily withdraw the application. The official said that the move, which bars Dehghani from getting another visa for five years, is an indication of the seriousness with which the connections were treated by CBP officials.

This alone should disqualify him from consideration

All together in one, controllable space

All together in one, controllable space

Mayor Pete likes California’s gig-destroying AB5 law, and vows to impose it on the entire country.

I’ve been following this law since it was enacted last September and especially since it became law January 1st. In fact, I have two separate drafts of posts that I’ve meant to finish and publish. Sold to the public as a way to destroy “just” Uber and Lyft, it’s actually a union-sponsored measure aimed at the entire gig economy, and it’s already destroyed the livelihood of thousands of independent writers, musicians, stagehands, and script writers and it’s projected to eliminate hundreds of thousands more jobs in the near future. A federal version will kill millions of jobs.

I know a number of Uber drivers, and have spoken to more, and they all want to be independent because they want the freedom to work their own hours, when and where they like. AB5 requires that be hired as employees, with full-time, scheduled work hours, and to pay for health insurance and other expenses they either don’t need or want. And employers, rather than take the hit of taking on employees they can’t afford, are simply firing them. Vox, which cheered the passage of the las last September, laid off all 200 of its California writers in December.

And it’s hitting women especially hard. Turns out, there are a number of women writers who preferred to stay home and care for their kids while earning money part-time. One such affected woman complains that she used to pull in $20,000 per year and has now been forced out of the market place entirely: companies won’t use the services of California residents.

Laws like California’s are already being pushed in New Jersey and New York and probably other states I’m unaware of. It’s all about unions and yet another expansion of governmental control of the populace. No wonder it’s so popular with the Leftists.

Here’s one of my rough-draft posts, unedited:

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard. H.L. Mencken

January 14, 2020 Chris Fountain

California’s assault on the gig economy hits home. [Written by a very liberal Californian, director of a non-profit art organization]

The live music sector, the progenitor of the term “gig” work, is being swept up by this law. The irony would be comical if it were not such a serious problem.

There are some worthy arguments to be made for Assembly Bill 5 by Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, San Diego Democrat.

It could improve the lot of workers trying to piece together a living in this expensive state. It should help capture unemployment taxes from unscrupulous employers misclassifying workers as independent contractors. 

However, the law has created a tangle of red-tape and administrative expense for large portions of California’s cultural sector.

To illustrate: In 2019, San Jose Jazz presented more than 1,000 musicians across 326 different performances. The vast majority were independent musicians and singers from California, the nation, and around the world. 

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics defines musicians under code, 27-2042 Musicians and Singers. This is distinct from the category for Fine Artists, 27-1013 Fine Artists Including Painters, Sculptors, and Illustrators. 

For some big name acts, we contract with their corporate agent and pay the agency for the band’s performance. However, for most musicians, we work directly with the band leader to agree on a price and terms, providing them payment as independent contractors. They, in turn, pay their band members in accordance with IRS Schedule C filing rules.

Under AB 5, we will be required to inform all U.S.-based musicians that they must now become employees of San Jose Jazz, or incorporate themselves before they will be allowed to perform for us. 

If band leaders choose to pursue incorporation, they will then need to take on the responsibility of payroll and HR administration for the rest of their band.

In many performing arts disciplines, such as jazz, musicians are constantly reconfiguring line ups, performing as sidemen in various bands, and as one-time special guests for specific performances. 

We will now be obliged to devote tremendous time and resources to constantly hiring, managing and tracking of musicians through this cumbersome process. 

AB 5 unnecessarily complicates other work arrangements found in community cultural programming such as small festivals, neighborhood street fairs, parades and summer music series in our local parks. 

San Jose Jazz is best known for producing our large Summer Fest which brings tens of thousands of visitors and requires hundreds of temporary roles to execute. 

The vast majority of previously contract work roles will now be required to be employees. 

For instance, we are required by the City of San Jose to hire off-duty police officers through their Secondary Employment Unit program to insure a safe and well-run festival. Under AB 5 we will be required to classify these moonlighting officers as San Jose Jazz employees with the attendant oversight and administrative requirements. 

Typical of such legislation, AB 5 comes with a hefty list of exempted categories that are a Who’s Who of the politically connected and well-funded: lawyers, doctors, accountants, brokers, builders, and others. 

Actors, choreographers, dancers, directors, producers, and musicians are among numerous roles in the performing arts that exhibit a multitude of contract work arrangements. None of these are exempt from AB 5’s rules. 

The cultural sector is full of various work arrangements, some as employee others as contractor, that have evolved over decades to accommodate artist’s unique crafts and artistic products and services. AB 5 runs roughshod over all of these arrangements.

Beyond the financial, legal, and administrative mess created by AB 5, communities face even more profound threats from the new law. Segments of our cultural and civic life are at risk of going out of existence. 

Non-equity theaters, music venues and jazz clubs, dance companies, small cultural festivals of all types face very real threats to how they organize their work arrangements.

The cavalier approach by which Sacramento adopted this legislation opened a Pandora’s box that will chip away at California’s cultural life. 

Perhaps our legislators will begin realizing the implications of AB 5 when they start organizing and staffing their next campaign or political rally, and find that they, too, must deal with the mess they created.

California freelancers sue to block law that’s destroying their jobs

And another Mencken quote:

 Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


It's more entertaining than the current impeachment scam, but doesn't strike me as any more significant

Bon appetite!

Bon appetite!

Media goes nuts as Chinese fret over coronavirus. Says here you get it from eating monkeys and bats, two delicacies I eschew. I suppose it could be serious, but so far it strikes me as about on par with the worldwide panic over Ebola and SARS. Good for keeping public health officials busy and the media hyperventilating, but otherwise, meh.

A Chinese “expert” warns that this version could be “ten times more deadly than SARS” — SARS killed 775 people back in 2003; with a world population of 7 billion or so, we can probably afford to shave off 7,750 exotic food lovers.

You’re not supposed to eat the table setting, dummy

You’re not supposed to eat the table setting, dummy

After six years, three agents, and ten price cuts, it remains unsold

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1 Indian Chase Drive has started the new year with another price cut and can now be yours for $7.295 million. That’s an improvement over the $20 million it asked back in March 2014, but still substantially above the town’s land valuation of $3.450. Somewhere between land value and today’s price a buyer may lurk, but probably closer to the former number.

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