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Dr. Fauci gets in heated debate with 17 previous versions of himself

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.

"The virus was created in a lab!" present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically.

"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."

"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."

"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.

At that moment, another version of Fauci suddenly appeared from March 2020, agreeing with current Fauci but taking it a step further, saying, "Masks are useless. They just make people feel better!"

There’s more at the link

Out of sight, out of mind, so that (North) American greenies can sleep easy

Sure it’s China, but they’d never cut us off, right? Right?

Biden will shift mining of materials needed for “electric” (coal-powered) cars’ batteries to third world countries and Australia.

“First of all”, President Asterisk told FWIW, “the environmentalists would go apeshit if we tried opening mines here. You ever seen a lithium mine? I mean, come on, man, it’s no wonder we’ve pushed the whole thing into Outer Mongolia. And cobalt? You can’t build a battery, a cellphone, an airplane engine without cobalt. We’ve got 40,000 child slaves in Congo to bring us our cobalt – you think that bitch AOC would shut her yap on that one if we were using the rotten little kids in Arizona? I don’t think so.

“No, this is the best way to go”, Plugs continued. “The Dems get their Teslas, the rest of the world gets the shat(s). It’s a win-win.”

Which means it did

would i lie to you?

Fauci ‘categorically denies’ NIH funded ‘gain of function’ research at Wuhan lab

Careful observers will notice that Dr. Two Masks was moving his lips as he spoke.

Of course, the prevaricator could just adopt his fellow moron Joy Behar’s explanation: “Trump was scapegoating China from the start; he just made a lucky guess”.

Related? Biden terminated Trump’s investigation into the origin of Bat Flu

And on another topic that Fauci changes his mind on every day, a new study shows that masks did not slow the spread of Kung Flu.

Not that you ever got a lot of house for your money in Greenwich, but ....

42 Tomac Avenue, OG, $2.3 million, gone in 6 days.

These days, this seems like a sale that took forever

45 Hillcrest Park Road, asking $1.295 million, reports a contract after 10 days, a pending deal after 17 (total). I don’t know the intentions of the buyers, of course, and it’s possible this is headed for rehab, not razing, but the existing house could clearly use some major work, and Hillcrest Park will certainly support a new house if this was purchased at this price as a building lot.

Dutch Courage?

Daphne Lamsvelt-Pol listed 9 Park Avenue, Old Greenwich, on May 20 for $3.150. Four days later a deal is pending. I haven’t asked Daphne, but that kind of speed from accepted offer to contract to pending in the blink of an eye, suggests (a) a bidding war, (b) no contingencies, and (c) all-cash. Nice work.

Old Greenwich contract

12 Shore Road (the Stamford end) had a tough time selling in 2019 before these owners bought it for $2.675. This time, it came on at $2.950 and has a contract after 12 days.

It's coming

Dutch court orders Shell to slash its emissions to comply with the requirements of the Paris Accord.

Under the ruling, Shell must reduce its emissions by 45% below 2019 levels by the end of 2030. That requirement covers the full scope of Shell’s emissions, including from its suppliers and customers. That would be you and me.

Their victory could give support to similar cases around the world, including in the United States, where environmental groups, citizens, and local governments are seeking to hold oil companies accountable for their contribution to climate change and require them to address their emissions.

Once you understand that the goal of these people is the destruction of Western civilization and the imposition of global poverty, administered and controlled by the select few, it all makes sense.

(one of) our dimwit senators may be on to something: as crime soars, people buy guns

Oh — you don’t think that’s what he meant? Well, it just proves what an idiot he is.

The exact defense they've employed for the past 70 years to excuse their terrible, horrible, cruel social policies that have destroyed the poor

This is different because, reasons

The same Democrats (that would be all of them) who denounced Trump’s border camp conditions say that Biden should get a past “because his heart is in the right place”.

Results don’t matter, “good intentions” do. This is why the Left doesn’t care about 85% illiteracy rates among high school “graduates” in the slums, the horrible condition of public housing units, homeless drug addicts, a weakening military — everything bad, in fact.