Dog gone it
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New York convict at large after slipping his ankle monitor onto a dogping-his-ankle-monitor-onto-a-dog
Jan 22, 2026
Escaped convict Lamont Alexander Holmes escaped his house arrest using a technique straight from a movie plot.
No joke, the New York man slipped his ankle monitor off, stuck it on a dog, and set the dog loose. He'd been charged with felony possession of a loaded weapon, and is now on the run.
I can’t improve on “Mister Retrops” own post, so just follow the link. Very funny.