You can let your children play unsupervised near the roadways again, at least for six months
/Sheri Lampert has been found guilty of driving drunk after defeating her breathalyzer ignition lock (she rented a car from Enterprise and promptly crashed it, twice) and sentenced to 3 months in prison. In addition her probation for an earlier sentence of six months has been revoked. I assume the sentences will run concurrently, not consecutively, but there's always hope.
Sadly, my previous recountings of this Old Mill Road resident's misadventures were lost to the ozone when I switched blog hosting services, but I've been following her career since she drove her Mercedes through her ex-husband's garage door, years ago, in a fit of drunken pique. Since then, she's been arrested, again and again, and was even busted for drug use in Colorado. I'm sure she's a very sick woman, but she's also a danger to all who share the road with her, so we all have a brief respite from her menace.
You can Google "Shari Lampert Greenwich" and get a flavor of her driving history, but suffice to say that she's been arrested repeatedly for drunk driving and never stopped—she didn't have to stop drinking, of course; that's her business—but a woman living in a $7 million mansion can afford a taxi, or if not, she could call Uber, if her fingers weren't shaking too much to punch a keyboard.