Just in time for Christmas, the perfect gift for all your "end CO2 by 2030" friends

Unicorn poops glitter and slime. Not quite farting rainbows, but your friends will appreciate it all the same.

The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn is a doe-eyed doll with loose bowels, and it’s the hottest — and grossest — toy of the holiday season. The $49.99 mythological creature sucks down a bottle-fed meal of slime-making powdered “unicorn food” mixed with lukewarm water. Then, when a child pushes on her bellybutton, she shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.