What is it about Harbor Point that drives its inhabitants mad?

If they aren’t suing each other over portable basketball poles in driveways, they’re squabbling over reservation priorities for the community bocce court, or “finders, keepers" rights to misdelivered FedEx packages.

And it’s not just frivolous law suits that evidence the resident’s troubled minds. Case in point, 15 Pilot Lane, which was listed at $10.250 million in 2017 and expired last July at $4.250 has been brought back at $5.250. How did it appreciate a million dollars in just 90 days? The listing doesn’t say.

It also doesn’t say what happened to last July’s verbiage, which described the structure currently cluttering the lot as “an original Peter Ogden Mid-century home”, which was so hysterically funny that the author should have been awarded the GAR’s Medal of Hyperbolic Nonsense. Or perhaps he will — nominations are still open, I understand.

Pro tip: ditching the Peter Ogden reference in favor of claiming that this tiny scrap of non-waterfront, landlocked lawn is “a Former Greenwich Great Estate'' doesn’t justify a million-buck price hike; in fact, it’s such an absurd claim that the GAR should probably demand that the price be dropped to $2.5, just to deter other agents from carelessly troding the road to perdition.