COVID Theatre

Rainbow backpack? Check. Double-masked? Check. “Now, we just have to have you and your little friends get the Fauci Jabberwocky, and we’ll all be safe at last, in a perfect world.”

Biden is dressed by his handlers and sent out to read that the government has bought enough vaccines to inject every child in America, even though they don’t need to be.

“Now, I know parents out there are anxiously waiting for a vaccine for children ages 5 to 11,” he said. “The good news is the FDA and outside experts from the CDC are set to make its determination as to whether the vaccine will be authorized for that age range in the next few weeks. If authorized, we are ready. We have purchased enough vaccines for all children between the ages of 5 and 11 in the United States.”

“It will be convenient for parents to get their children vaccinated at trusted locations,” he continued. “And families will be able to sleep easier at night knowing their kids are protected as well.”

There are probably as many parents out there “anxiously waiting” for a toddler vaccine as there are those who want their children to wear useless paper masks on the playground; in fact, they’re probably exactly the same cohort. That leaves even more who are concerned that the government’s gearing up to forcibly give their children an unproven drug solely for political reasons.

As of October 6, there have been 700,952 COVID-related deaths in the United States. Of those, only 499 were of kids 17 and younger.