Beware: the Russian spam bots have returned to FWIW

what was promised

They seem to run in cycles, and the enticing offers appear in the comments section every couple of weeks. I remove ‘em as I see ‘em, but don’t click on them: Brother Gideon “accidentally” did so, and didn’t get what he’d hoped for.

And what he got

(Okay, he didn't really do that, but he could have!)