So two Irishmen walked out of a bar, crossed the street and …

I know a dead pensioner when i see one, and i’m looking at one now!

Two men take a CORPSE into Irish post office 'to claim his pension': Body 'was dragged to counter and propped up by pair who put a jumper over his face and a hat on his head'

Ordinarily, the joke begins and stops at “two Irishmen walked out of a bar” but this one has legs.