Nope: not gonna work

Biden: "onday'tway aysay asgay”

WASHINGTON, D.C.—White House interns placed a desk outside the White House so President Joe Biden could ceremoniously sign the ambitious "Don't Say Gas" Bill. The new bill is meant to discourage the discussion of domestic oil drilling and complaints about the cost of high gas prices.

Biden was joined by VP Kamala Harris, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. The trio looked on dreamily as Dr. Jill Biden slowly put a pen in her husband's hand and helped him sign the bill.

"This is good for America!" said Biden. "Great for clean energy. Go get him!"

Before he could say anything further, White House aides shooed the press away and reminded them they weren't allowed to report on the event because that would technically involve mentioning "g*s."

Kamala Harris spoke briefly following the event. "A fuel, which shall not be named, is a thing in the ground. We use it to power cars and other things. But we should use other stuff that someone else told me is clean," she said, clapping for herself.

Several times over the past years I have pointed to a 2016 CBS poll that asked Americans how much they would be willing to pay in higher electric bills to stop global warming. 57% said $1 a month, 39% if it cost them $10, and only 20% would be willing to pay $50.

And those numbers have remained consistent, as a 2021 poll shows. These poor chumps were unaware, and remain unaware, of how many thousands of dollars they’re already paying through hidden, increased prices caused by climate change laws and regulations, but doubling heating, electric and gasoline bills, all of which are paid straight out of their own pockets, are bringing it to their attention, good and hard. And as the costs continue to soar, with requirements for new $15,000 heat pumps, $60,000 electric vehicles, and $12 gasoline, why, I bet they’re going to get very, very angry at the people who are doing this to them