The impartial, objective flying monkeys of the press
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Sources "close" to Sen. John Fetterman, D.-Penn.,, are claiming that his trademark "hoodies and gym shorts" look is a "sign that the senator is making a robust recovery," according to a recent AP story.
The story also praised Fetterman for "turning heads" and "redefining fashion in the stuffy Senate."
…. Fetterman is back and stronger than ever, AP is reporting, because of his "relaxed, comfortable style."
The senator has even found a "workaround" to the legislative body's dress code rules.
"He votes from the doorway of the Democratic cloakroom or the side entrance, making sure his ‘yay’ or ‘nay’ is recorded before ducking back out."
If Biden’s and Feinstein’s handlers can dress them each day, you’d think Fetterman’s could, too.
And this:
