Clearly, we've yet to assimilate Muslim culture — we'll be taught to, no doubt, and pretty soon, too

UPDATE: David Strom has much more on this topic; as always, he’s very much worth reading.

UPDATE II:

father of the brides

“Two reasons for it”, the Governor told FWIW in an exclusive interview. “First, we’re gonna need replacements for all our current crop of Somalis who will soon be moving to more ‘secure’ locations out of state, but, and this is even more important, there are a lot of young girls out on our dairy farms that simply aren’t getting the care and attention they deserve; this will fix that problem.”