Do you hear what I hear? It's the Christmas spirit!
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Noem: Self Deport Now, And Qualify For An Amazing Bonus!
"Well, it's home for the holiday season," Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told Fox & Friends this morning, with the emphasis on home. Noem already offered illegal aliens in the US a chance to defray the costs of self-deportation, along with a chance for a later amnesty and return, with a $1000 bonus for those who arrange travel through the DHS app. However, since we only have three shopping days before Christmas, Noem is offering a special deal to potential holiday travelers who want to go back to their home countries for the holidays.
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This Christmas season, the U.S. taxpayer is generously TRIPLING the incentive for illegal aliens to leave voluntarily. Through the end of the year, illegal aliens who self-deport using the CBP Home App can receive a $3,000 exit bonus.
— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) December 22, 2025
Illegal aliens should take advantage of this… pic.twitter.com/AKQZChPYfZ
I suggest she expand the offer to include Hollywood celebrities and rock stars.