Fun article, but the best part is Pinsker's one-liner description of the soyboy

even changing into a disco suit doesn’t help

DNC Vice Chair Now OPPOSES Gender/Racial Quotas, and You’ll Never Guess Why

You’ll be gobsmacked to learn that the reason is because his election as DNC Vice-Chair (in charge of gambling and prostitution?) is being challenged by a female (chicken feather) Indian who lost the vote, but here’s the intro I like:

David Hogg is the Democratic Party’s version of Greta Thunberg, only skinnier and with less upper-body strength: a youthful, baby-faced answer to complex social problems.