Well, there's always Binney Park

Posted in the comment section by Snotty Philistine: *

*A sobriquet stemming from the time a homeowner, angered by comments here about the price he’d placed on his newly listed home, called us collectively a bunch of “Snotty Philistines of Questionable Intelligence”. Time passed, and events proved that price to have been aspirational; he never wrote back to apologize, but one reader appropriated name for himself. Tee hee.