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Century-old American Hat Company sees spike in demand as Western lifestyle becomes 'very popular'

Business has reportedly been booming for American Hat Company – a Texas-basedcowboy hat manufacturer – since the 2018 launch of the hit Western TV series "Yellowstone."

Founded in 1915 and headquartered in Bowie, Texas, the company specializes in handmade felt and straw cowboy hats offered in a range of trims, colors and shapes. Demand has soared so high that the business is now years out on orders, according to company president Keith Mundee.

"People were clamoring for something that was truly American or kind of going back to their roots," Mundee told FOX Business. "… The Western lifestyle became very popular."

“Back to their roots” — uh huh. Sure.