Mine's front-running U.S. Senatorial candidate has ... thoughts, using that term loosely

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Weird Senate Hopeful Graham Platner Gives a Weird Easter Message

By now, you must have heard of the far-left and Nazi tattooed candidate for the U. S. Senate in Maine, Graham Platner. This Panzer wreck of a person also trained antifa paramilitary goons. With such impressive leftist credentials, no one should be surprised by his tone deaf holiday wish for Easter.

There is a long tradition of Democratic politicians twisting the meaning of holidays to fit their agendas. Christmas is always the time for Democrats to make it about homelessness and illegal immigration or even worse, pro-Palestinian propaganda.  And who could forget Kamala Harris' husband, Doug Emhoff whiffing the story of Hanukkah that even a pre-AI Yahoo search engine could have found for him?

Enter Graham Platner with his bold entry into the annals of vapid non-religious hijacking of religious holidays.

How, in the broadest interpretation, does the Christian celebration of the resurrection of Jesus, demonstrate that 'the past does not bind us to the future'? That's some serious 'unburdened by what has been' word salad. Did Jesus 'decide to rise' and was it only because everyone decided to 'rise together'? Even the egg-laying Easter Bunny makes more sense than that statement.

Of course, it doesn’t matter to Maine’s Behind-the-Tofu-Line voters what Platner says, they’ll vote for him regardless of what he says or does; in fact, he could shorten his entire message to “I’m Not Trump!” and he’d get all the votes he needs to move to Washington.

Still his handlers were wise to exclude from this “Easter message” any mention of God, redemption, or the Resurrection; Platner’s base despises religion (“Well, okay, the Muzzies are alright, because they hate America too, but otherwise …”) so their candidate scores points with this omission, not loses any.