Platner and the AWFLS:
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Nazi “oysterman” (A shell game, really: his boutique Oyster farm’s sole customer is his mother’s restaurant)
Is Platner toast?
A couple of decades ago Louisiana’s corrupt politician Edwin Edwards boasted, “the only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy”. Today, neither of those would be disqualifying so far as Democrat voters are concerned.
It’s possible that Platner will lose his primary; sordid detail after sordid detail continue to emerge, and the same women who loved his SS death head tattoo may finally find his posting semi-nude selfies on a child molestation site a bit beyond the pale, but in a sane world he would never have risen as high as he has, based solely on the positions and causes he supports. However, we don’t live in that world, and Maine Democrats and even a number of Republicans support this sort of thing, because everybody loves “free” stuff. That’s frightening.
The Maine Wire
Addressing the latest sex scandal affecting Maine senatorial candidate Graham Platner, Steve Robinson, editor-in-chief of The Maine Wire, said the newest flap over Platner’s extramarital sexting is just another average outing for his Democrat following.
“Graham Platner’s infidelity issues surfaced almost immediately after he announced,” Robinson said on X. “Maine women began posting in Facebook groups about a gruff ginger who Tinder tickled them and then ghosted.”
“Bizarrely, AWFLs (Affluent White Female Liberals) are like the ISIS diehards of the Platner campaign,” Robinson added.”The are so radicalized that Platner could get caught on video committing sexual assault with Eliot Cutler and the Lincoln Project and they’d probably still vote for him.”
Platner says he’s a member of the Democratic Socialists of America. His own stated policies are crazy enough, but the DSA’s platform is incredible. Here are some samples:
Free:
Universal health care for everyone
College, tuition and room and board
Universal free child care, and pre-K
But wait, there’s more!
32-hour workweek
“Tax the Rich” including a “wealth tax” on all assets, realized gains or not
“Green New Deal (which has its own incredible demands)
Free Palestine
End all military and economic aid to Israel
“Greatly reduce” our military budget, close all overseas bases, and return all troops to the U.S.
End sanctions against “countries that isagree with our policies, including Cuba, Venezuelaa aand Iran
Open our borders who all who want to come
Immediate amnesty for all
