Hey, he's from way up Allagash, Maine way, where a virgin is described as a girl who can run faster than her brothers — this guy showed real restraint

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and you don’t even want to ask about virgin wool

WE NEED A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF MAINE UNTIL WE CAN FIND WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE:

Maine Dems Swap Nazi Senate Candidate for Guy Who Fathered Kids With His Second Cousin

Maine politics on the Democrat side of things is truly fascinating. To begin with, we had Graham Platner running for Senator. He was a Nazi, cheating, women abusing weirdo and was finally pushed out of the race. The Democrats likely breathed a sigh of relief because now they could replace that hot mess with a more viable candidate. SIke!