Relax, Mark. We have absolutely no interest in your poutine, (or Quebecker putains); Better you should worry about Alberta defecting to the US

For that matter, we don’t want your Vancouverans either.

Canada PM Mark Carney confirms he’s prepped for US invasion: ‘Would be irresponsible not to’

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney confirmed in an interview this week that his government had prepared for the possibility of the US launching an invasion of Canada amid ongoing trade tensions.

“I think you have a responsibility in these roles to look at extreme tail risk,” Carney told the New York Times in an interview Wednesday while in town for the United Nations General Assembly. “That’s just risk management. That’s not a base case, but it would be irresponsible not to.”