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Trees, tomatoes and Mohammed!

Trees, tomatoes and Mohammed!

Pentagon has developed a drone that slices and dices terrorists

WASHINGTON—The U.S. government has developed a specially designed, secret missile for pinpoint airstrikes that kill terrorist leaders with no explosion, drastically reducing damage and minimizing the chances of civilian casualties, multiple current and former U.S. officials said.

Both the Central Intelligence Agency and the Pentagon have used the weapon while closely guarding its existence. A modified version of the well-known Hellfire missile, the weapon carries an inert warhead. Instead of exploding, it is designed to plunge more than 100 pounds of metal through the tops of cars and buildings to kill its target without harming individuals and property close by.

To the targeted person, it is as if a speeding anvil fell from the sky, the officials said. But this variant of the Hellfire missile, designated as the R9X, also comes equipped with a different kind of payload: a halo of six long blades that are stowed inside and then deploy through the skin of the missile seconds before impact, shredding anything in its tracks. ….

The R9X is known colloquially to the small community of individuals who are familiar with its use as “the flying Ginsu,” for the blades that can cut through buildings, car roofs or other targets. The nickname is a reference to the popular knives sold on TV infomercials in the late 1970s and early 1980s that showed them cutting through both tree branches and tomatoes. The weapon has also been referred to as the Ninja bomb. ….

The weapon is used infrequently, employed only in specific circumstances, particularly when a senior terrorist leader has been pinpointed but other weapons would risk killing innocent bystanders, the officials said. Conventional Hellfire variants are more typically used against groups of targeted individuals or against a so-called high-value target who is convening with other militants.

But when a lone individual is targeted, the R9X is a sought-after weapon. The Defense Department has used it only about a half-dozen times, officials said, including in operations in Libya, Syria, Iraq, Yemen and Somalia.

The Wall Street Journal was able to confirm two specific strikes in which it was used, one by the Defense Department and one by the CIA.

In January 2019, Jamal al-Badawi, accused of being behind the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000 in a Yemeni port, killing 17 American sailors, was killed by an R9X fired by the Pentagon. The Pentagon has acknowledged the strike, which occurred in Yemen, though not the specific munition involved. ….

A Hellfire, which is a little more than five feet long and weighs just over 100 pounds, typically leaves behind mangled, burned-out shells of vehicles, surrounded by debris and scorch marks over a large radius.

The R9X leaves no such signature. Photographs of the aftermath of the strike on Mr. Masri show an oblong hole torn into the roof of the car in which he was riding. There are no burn marks suggesting an explosion. The windshield of the Kia sedan is cracked, but the car’s windshield wipers are still in place. ….

The U.S. officials said extraordinarily accurate intelligence about a target’s location and surroundings are needed to use the weapon. But there is also an intelligence and cost benefit, they said. Because the weapon minimizes the risk of civilian casualties, there are more opportunities to take a shot, reducing the number of hours the military has to keep surveillance and armed aircraft aloft.


I want one.


From foreclosure to you

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100 Doubling Road went via strict foreclosure to Chase last December, and has been placed back on the market today at $4.295 million. That’s better than the $7.150 the former owner was asking in 2014, and perhaps this will prove to be the right price.

UPDATE: Out of curiosity, I ran a search for houses built in 2000 and later, in the Central/North Street school district, priced between $3.5 million and $5 million. There are 18 active listings in that range, most of which are roughly comparable to this one. Expanding those price parameters, there are 10 more in the $5-$5.9 tranche. While most of those $5+ homes offer more than this one, I might be worried if I were the owner of one of them, because there’s not that much difference in house, but there’s a large difference between, say, $5.9 and $4.1 ish.

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Because what’s better to educate an illiterate black child than a drag queen, coupled with a full week of queer liberation indoctrination?

It’s queer week for Kindergarteners-eighth graders at Durham, NC Central Park School.

Durham Charter To Hold Pride and Liberation Event Featuring Drag Queen Story Hour

Posted on May 2, 2019 by A.P. Dillon

The Central Park School for Children sent an email to staff this week announcing their first “Pride & Liberation Event” to be held on May 13th. The school will hold LGBTQ themed “mini-lessons” and activities in all K-8 classes during the week prior to the event. ….

Staff was given these reasons for children as young as 5 being exposed to sexually charged LGBTQ materials for a week straight in the classroom:

1.) Increased visibility for queer members of the community, with a focus on centering queer People of Color. 
2.) Education on race, gender, queer history, and intersectionality, as well as advocacy, contributing to spaces of inclusiveness and liberation, and upstanding/anti-bullying. 
3.) Challenging common misconceptions and the increasing instances of exclusionary, demeaning, and threatening language and actions amongst students, disproportionately affecting students of Color, LGBTQ students, and female students.

Teacher/recipients of the email announcing this week-long educational experience were urged to keep it from parents, and that’s understandable; looking up the school’s performance, it’s obvious that the institution is failing its “children of color” miserably, and parents of those unfortunate students might not share the school administration’s belief that a cram course on intersectionality and gay pride will help kindergartners achieve academic proficiency.

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And finally: pending off Rogues Hill

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11 Round Hill Club Road, currently asking $9.975 million, is reported as pending. It’s hard to believe that the builders of this spec house aren’t making a profit at this price, but if they are, it’s far less than they anticipated. They paid early $4 million for the land in 2012 and obviously spent a huge sum and a lot of time designing and building this thing. Started at $17.950 million in 2015, a price that I suggested, repeatedly as it fell, was too high.

On the other hand, my friend Rob Johnson is both the (replacement) agent and the procuring cause, so the entire commission will fall into his pocket; it’s always nice when that happens.

An idea so crazy, it just might work

Bernie reaches out to young voters via telegraph.

U.S.—The Bernie Sanders campaign confirmed Monday it is trying to reach younger Americans with an aggressive telegraph campaign.

Sanders announced he will personally send telegrams to young potential voters, saying "that's what all the youths are doing these days."

The Babylon Bee obtained a copy of one of the first telegrams sent by the Sanders campaign:

"YOUNG AMERICAN, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME. STOP.

COME TO VOTING BOOTH. STOP.

MUST STOP INFAMOUS TRUMP. STOP.

YOUR COOL CAT CANDIDATE, BERNIE. STOP."

According to the Sanders campaign, if the ploy fails, they may consider getting Bernie a pager

Old Greenwich sale

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3 Quintard Avenue closed at $5.350 million. That seems like a lot of money for this house and this location, but then, I was also surprised when it sold new in 2011 for $5.368 million, so what do I know? Although this house was never placed on the MLS, two Hooligans & Lawyers agents negotiated the deal, so I assume its fair market value was achieved. More important, a commission was collected!

(No current photos; here are a few from the 2011 listing. I assume improvements were made over the past eight years)

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