Democrats learn from Corbyn's mistakes, vow to turn to the left

I think I’ve figured out what went wrong

If the Babylon Bee doesn’t drop its straight reporting and go back to satire, I’m just going to stop reding it.

"It's clear that Labour lost because they weren't radical enough," said Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, who had seemingly endorsed Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party. "We're not going to repeat their mistake. We need to appeal to the common American by pushing policies that would be at home in Soviet Russia."

Rep. Rashida Tlaib said in a statement, "People didn't turn up to the polls across the pond because Corbyn and his brave freedom fighters were too conservative. Labour really should have gone off the deep end, like we're doing with the Democratic Party."

"Also, they could have used a little more anti-semitism."

And this one, which is definitely not satire (well, it’s from the Guardian, so ….)

Founders of Fusion call for Britain’s own Mueller investigation into Russian interference in the British election.