Life imitates the Babylon Bee

Look! The voting’s started!

Yesterday I complained that the Bee was abandoning satire and going to straight news by “reporting” that McConnell was using the distraction of impeachment to place a flood of young, conservative jurists on the federal bench, with lifetime tenure.

Today, McConnell did just that:

Meanwhile in the U.S. Senate: 'Cocaine Mitch' Spent Impeachment Day Cranking Out Trump Judges.