I'm not saying he has a problem, just that, looking at his picture, I can understand why the police asked him to assist in their inquiries

“During an inventory of Haile’s vehicle 27 canisters of Nitrous Oxide were recovered”

Greenwich Police Charge Driver Found with Cans of Nitrous Oxide on King Street

Who knew whippets* were still a thing?

This week Greenwich Police released the arrest report of a Norwalk man who was charged with Illegal Operation of Motor Vehicle Under the Influence of Alcohol and/or Drugs and Possession of Controlled Substance 1st Offense on Dec 19.

Police said on that date around 11:00am they responded to King Street for the report of Rye Brook, NY officers who were with a stopped motor vehicle that had been seen operating erratically.

Police said that during their investigation the driver, Robert Thornton Haile, 45, of Rowayton section of Norwalk, was displaying signs of drug impairment. Within plain view, officers observed nitrous oxide cans within the vehicle. The accused agreed to submit to field sobriety tests, which he was unable to perform to standard.

During a search incident to arrest, officers found a small vial with a white powdery substance on Mr. Haile’s person. Testing of the substance later resulted in a presumptive positive for cocaine.

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According to the CT Judicial Branch website, Haile also has multiple pending charges in Norwalk.

  • He was charged in Norwalk with Violating Restricted Substances Regs on Nov 25, 2025.

  • He was charged in Norwalk on Dec 29, 2025 with Illegal Operation of Motor Vehicle Under the Influence of Alcohol and/or Drugs and Possession of Controlled Substances, Violating Restricted Substances Regs, and Improper Parking/Highway/Traffic Hazard.

  • Back on August 18, 2025 Mr. Haile was arrested in Norwalk and charged with Illegal Reckless Driving, Operating/Parks Unregistered Motor Vehicle, Operating Motor Vehcile with Handheld Device/Txt, Failure to Drive in Proper Lane and Illegal Operation of Motor Vehicle Under the Influence of Alcohol and/or Drugs and Possession of Controlled Substances.

*Not this kind of whippet —you couldn’t fit 27 of them in a normal passenger car:

UPDATE: Poor bastid has a pretty decent house in Rowayton but not, I suspect, for long.