Ah, to be Greenwich born and bred — and spoiled

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The filling is genuine sperm whip, madam, drawn from only the finest of champion, vegetarian bulls

Peak Taylor Lorenz: Hoping the 'Communist Mayor' Fixes the Cashew Cream Cheese Gap

Taylor Lorenz has to be the most pampered and least self-aware human being in all the land.

Today's complaint? New York bagel shops don't have the kind of cream cheese Taylor likes and she thinks Zohran Mamdani should force them to carry it.