But they promised!

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Markle and Ol’ Tally Ho are house hunting in LA

Just last week the aging actress vowed to stay in Canada until Trump was driven from office and executed, but she’s apparently grown lonely waiting for the Hollywood crowd to join her north of the border. “Babs said she’d be right up”, a mournful Meghan told FWIW, “but she’s been saying that since ‘16, and hasn’t budged. Now I don’t think she ever will. Sniff.”

According to the British tabloids, “Harry and Meghan hope to make a fortune with their own film and television production company after their dramatic break from the Royal Family.” If so, LA makes more logistical sense than Broken Bow, or Old Crow, Yukon, but are they really so delusional that they think their appeal will be any greater than, say, Fatty Ferguson’s, five years on? They’d better cash in fast.

But first, they must restore the trust Anglophiles placed in them because of their royal ties, a trust that was betrayed when the impoverished bloodsuckers fled west. The best way to start that healing is to honor their word and stay the hell away from us.