**Though I’d settle for just this moron staying (involuntarily) retired**

Democrats Use Congresswoman’s Death As Opportunity To Call Out Republicans For Being As Old And Senile As They Are

Kamallawlla Ding Dongs campaign office (hahahhaha!) posted this yesterday:

Republican Congresswoman Kay Granger has passed away at age 83.

Reports show that she was in an assisted living facility during the final months of her time in office. pic.twitter.com/RaEuMVLQnC
— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) August 3, 2026

Not the Bee:

Kay Granger served as a congresswoman for Texas from 1996 until the beginning of 2025.
It was revealed that Granger spent the last six months of her term living in a nursing home in Fort Worth, drawing sharp criticism for her ability to, you know, GOVERN THE NATION.
She did not cast a vote from July 2024 through the end of December 2024.
While Republicans have many geriatric, borderline coherent congressmen (has anyone heard from Mitch McConnell??), the Dems' mocking is very much a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

LEST WE FORGET:

Pelosi glitches out, randomly says "Good morning, Sunday morning" in middle of interview https://t.co/5ejU3NzSQu pic.twitter.com/pM1naKgdxU
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) September 21, 2020

Nadler sleeping during the House Judiciary Committee speaks volumes about how seriously he actually takes the Epstein victims. pic.twitter.com/fNDkMPz4NZ
— MAGA LADY 🇺🇸 (@NuclearMAGAlady) February 12, 2026

The first images of Sen. Dianne Feinstein, returning to the US Senate for the first time in nearly three months. pic.twitter.com/mYVka3zvL6
— Gary Grumbach (@GaryGrumbach) May 10, 2023

*BREAKING* President Biden takes a nasty fall during Air Force Academy graduation ceremony. https://t.co/UkEYb4POh0
— The First (@TheFirstonTV) June 1, 2023