Related to the post below — I don't know who Mr. Schwemmer is (someone from Turning Point, apparently) but he makes a fine mincemeat

ubaubhuba ,… duh

Schwemmer: Would it be an issue if every city in America spoke a different language?

Dr. Epstein: No, not for me.

Schwemmer (In Spanish): So it would be pretty difficult, if we were talking, to understand each other because we can't understand what we're saying and we can't achieve mutual respect.

East meets west in the two Portlands — meets? — hell, same people same politics, they’ve merged

Muslim School Official in Portland Suggests New Policy on Dogs, Citing “Ritual Purity” While Speaking In Front of Iraqi Flag

Abdullahi Ahmed, the Somali-born assistant superintendent for student, family and community partnerships at Portland Public Schools, proposed changes to the district's policy on dogs and other animals, citing Islamic beliefs about 'ritual purity.'

'In Islamic tradition there is always love for animals and living things and compassion for animals. With that being said, there are some ritual purity, that Islamic traditions state and Muslims exercise, so, for example, dog saliva is considered impure,' he said.

Ahmed's comments came during an Oct. 14 meeting of the Portland Public Schools Policy Committee, which focused entirely on the school district's newly proposed policy on animals in schools.

Ahmed, who is from Somalia, delivered all of his statements while sitting in front of an Iraqi flag.

The policy as drafted looked like what one might expect from a school policy on animals: school administration must sign off, service animals must be certified and domestic animals must be restrained.

Ahmed wanted to amend the policy so that students wanting to go to an activity including a dog, such as a therapy animal event, would need to opt in, rather than parents being required to opt a child out if they did not want them to interact with a dog.

His concerns stem from Islamic beliefs about the ritual impurity of dogs and his belief that requiring students to opt out rather than opt in would be exclusionary.

He claimed that he consulted multiple Muslim imams before he presented his position to the school board.

The hour-long meeting featured multiple school-board members expressing their concerns about possibly making Muslim students feel left out and proposing possible solutions.

The most outlandish proposal came from board member Maya Lena, who suggested that puppies could be kept in some sort of a plexiglass enclosure so that Muslim students could interact with them without the risk that they might come into contact with the dogs’ saliva.

“It sounds like the students could be in that same classroom where the puppies are residing, and they could interact with the puppies without touching the dogs or getting their fluids on them,” said Lena.

Lena also expressed concerns that a policy where students had to opt in to being in a room with a dog could leave a room without any Muslim students in it, an outcome she believed should be avoided.

“Would that create a situation where Muslim families, or some Muslim families, might say ‘I don’t want my student to be in that classroom,’ and then that classroom doesn’t have any Muslim students in it? Because that would not be ideal,” said school board member Maya Lena.

maya jaafar lenya

Call it 41 Hurlingham or 1 Cowderay, just don't call it sold — yet

fun & Frolics up in conyers farm

It’s back, with a new, higher price!

41 Hurlingham Drive/One Cowdray Park, 12-acres that once had a house on it but apparently no longer does, has been placed back on the market. The would-be seller still seems to be unsure of the price he can persuaded to part with it, so this time he’s asking for $8.5 million, up considerably from the $4.5 he begged for in 2024, the $5.8 he requested in ‘22-’23, the $6.950 price he pleaded for in ‘21-’22, the $7 he demanded in ‘17-’19, or even the $6 million “hey — you want it or not?” price in 2016.

And speaking of comedy

The picture of the ponies I’ve used was inspired by Steve Martin’s 1980 recreation of Marty Robbin’s El Paso. If you haven’t seen it a while, or have never seen it because you hadn’t been born yet, it’s a fun 4 1/2 minutes.

You can see it here

Ed Driscoll on InstaPundit:

AI DESTABILIZES STOCK PHOTO INDUSTRY: Getty Images files for US bankruptcy, advances restructuring plan. “Getty Images (GETY.PK) filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Wednesday, formalizing restructuring plans unveiled more than ​a week ago as part of its ‌move to go private. Last week, Getty announced plans to file for bankruptcy, marking a major reset after its planned ​merger with rival Shutterstock (SSTK.N) collapsed under the ​weight of heavy debt and growing competition ⁠from AI-generated imagery.”

The DALL-E image generator in ChatGPT is capable of producing photo-realistic images, and other AI image generation platforms can produce material good enough to illustrate online ads and Websites, and for much cheaper costs than maintaining an account at Getty or Shutterstock.  Not to mention, the platforms merely have to be prompted to produce their results, rather than the labor-intensive efforts that Photoshop used to require to assemble a collage of stock photos into a satiric image, as I used to do every night for PJM, back in the day. At worst, Photoshop can be used to tweak an AI image, rather than the drudgery of starting from scratch.

Loch Lane, the next chapter

7 Loch Lane, listed at $13.495 million, has sold for $11.6. The land this house sits on was purchased by a Greenwich builder in 2004 for $2.950; construction was (eventually) begun, and the uncompleted project was put up for sale in 2010 at $13.995 million. Foreclosure followed, initiated in 2011 and not completed until 2019, when Williamsburg Savings Bank, as successor to the original lender, took title, finished the project and sold it to these sellers in 2020 for $6.9 million. They added a raised vegetable bed garden and, as noted, have now resold it for $11.6.

Before you panic and move from Old Greenwich to Riverside over these results, consider this:

How Greenwich Public Schools Ranked

Greenwich elementary schools showed notable movements across the board, with several schools making dramatic upward climbs from last year's rankings:

  • Riverside School: #1 (Maintained #1 rank)

  • North Mianus School: #8 (Down from #7 in 2026)

  • International School at Dundee: #12 (Down from #9 in 2026)

  • Parkway School: #22 (Up from #41 in 2026)

  • North Street School: #30 (Down from #14 in 2026)

  • Old Greenwich School: #32 (Down from #20 in 2026)

  • New Lebanon School: #59 (Up significantly from #151 in 2026)

  • Glenville School: #74 (Up significantly from #142 in 2026)

  • Julian Curtiss School: #101 (Up from #170 in 2026)

  • Hamilton Avenue School: #196 (Down from #186 in 2026)

  • Cos Cob School: #215 (Down from #186 in 2026)

GreenwichWise has the story itself, but there’s more to it than that: we have different sections of town, with different student populations, but Old Greenwich and Riverside are essentially identical in their makeup, so are their respective rankings merely a distinction without a difference? I wrote to Dear ChatBox, asking how two schools, side-by-side, same wealthy demographics, could rank #1 and #32 respectively; why the difference? As I suspected, the answer, boiled down, is that they’re not.

(Which is not to say that the presence or absence of certain students can’t affect these kinds of metrics: when the Fountain Boyz were pushed out of Riverside and down the street to Eastern Junior High, Riverside’s scores soared, while Eastern’s plummeted. But we were the exception, and we’re long gone. In any event, here’s the Q&A with ChatBox)

Q: U.S. News and World Reports has just released its 2027 best CT Elementary schools rankings, and show my own old school and where my children attended, Riverside School as #1. No surprise there, the kids all come from upper middle-class (middle class in my own and my children's time; uber-rich today) families, with parents who place great importance on education, there are no gang fights in the hallways to disrupt learning, and so forth. But what I'm curious about is that Old Greenwich School, which borders Riverside - literally across the tidal creek I and my children grew up on, same demography, same wealthy parent base, even pretty much the same date buildings (I think they both went up in the 1930s) ranks only 32nd. U.S. New describes its methodology, but I'm still at a loss to understand why there's any difference at all.

ChatGTP:

Here are two elementary schools separated by a tidal creek, serving essentially the same affluent community, operating under the same Greenwich school district, with the same curriculum, salary schedules, and broad educational policies. Yet one is ranked #1 in Connecticut and the other #32.

That sounds like a substantial difference in educational quality. But is it?

My suspicion is that the difference is considerably smaller than the rankings make it appear, and that the explanation lies primarily in standardized test scores, how those scores are distributed, and the mathematical machinery U.S. News uses to turn them into rankings.

There's an important change in the 2027 methodology that makes your question particularly interesting.

What U.S. News is actually measuring

According to the methodology described in U.S. News' October 20 announcement, the rankings are based on four components, each worth approximately one-quarter of the overall score:

Component

Weight

Mathematics achievement

25%

Reading/language arts achievement

25%

Mathematics performance relative to demographic expectations

25%

Reading performance relative to demographic expectations

25%

Student-teacher ratios are used to break ties, not as a substantial independent measure of quality.

Notice what's missing: teacher experience, quality of instruction, parental satisfaction, music and art programs, school culture, and just about everything else one might consider important in an elementary school.

And here's the interesting wrinkle: half the score is based on how well a school performs relative to what its student demographics would predict.

In other words, the ranking isn't simply asking which school has the highest-scoring children. It's also asking which school scores higher than a statistical model expects it to.

That creates an opportunity for two apparently identical schools to receive surprisingly different rankings.

Now, here's the revealing part: the actual test scores

I found Connecticut's 2024–25 test results reproduced by an independent school-data website. They provide a much more illuminating comparison than the U.S. News rankings themselves.

2024–25 proficiency rates

Look at that. Riverside's advantage is just 1.5 percentage points in reading and 3.2 points in mathematics.

Those differences are real in the reported results, but they're hardly the chasm one might imagine between the state's first-ranked and 32nd-ranked schools.

There's another revealing comparison: using its own scoring methodology, that independent website ranks Old Greenwich fourth in Connecticut and Riverside fifth on the same 2024–25 data.

So we have one ranking system placing Riverside first and Old Greenwich 32nd, and another placing Old Greenwich fourth and Riverside fifth.

That is quite a demonstration of how much the choice of methodology matters.

Why a small difference can become 31 ranking positions

There are three plausible explanations.

First: ranking compression. At the upper end of Connecticut's elementary school performance distribution, there are many extremely high-achieving schools. Differences of just a few percentage points can separate dozens of schools. Being 32nd doesn't mean Old Greenwich is 31 units worse than Riverside; ranks are ordinal positions, not measures of educational distance.

Second: demographic adjustments. Even though the two neighborhoods appear nearly identical economically, the formula doesn't know their history or geography. It uses school-level demographic data. Small differences in the proportions of economically disadvantaged students or particular student groups can alter the model's expected performance, and therefore a school's adjusted score.

I haven't established whether those differences actually explain the Riverside–Old Greenwich gap.

Third: the new scoring system. For 2027, U.S. News began incorporating more detailed achievement levels, rather than simply distinguishing between students who met proficiency standards and those who didn't.

Consider two hypothetical schools, each with 90% of students meeting proficiency standards. One has considerably more students in the highest achievement category. The new methodology can distinguish between them, even though their headline proficiency rates are identical.

This is particularly relevant to affluent Greenwich schools, where so many children already clear the basic proficiency threshold.

One more interesting finding

Old Greenwich's academic results aren't consistently inferior across different years.

For example, SchoolDigger reports that Old Greenwich's 2025–26 third graders achieved 92.5% proficiency in mathematics. But its fifth graders achieved only 74.1% in mathematics that year.

That's a substantial difference between cohorts within the same school. [FWIW: I’ll point out that those 5th graders were victims of the COVID shutdown years. Remember AFT union head Randi, “Kids are Resilient” Weingarten? She was wrong, and she knew it.]

It suggests another possible explanation: a few particularly strong or weak classes can materially change the results for a relatively small elementary school.

And there's an important distinction here. These are different cohorts, not evidence that children lost ground as they progressed from third to fifth grade.

What I would conclude — and what remains unanswered

Your original intuition appears well supported: the schools are far closer academically than their U.S. News ranking positions suggest.

But I can't yet establish exactly how much of the 31-place difference comes from raw achievement, how much from demographic adjustment, and how much from the distribution of scores across achievement levels. I could verify the published 2027 methodology and independent test results, but U.S. News blocked direct access to its detailed school profiles.

…. And there's a broader question I think your example raises.

When a school serves children who arrive with enormous educational advantages, is the school itself producing extraordinary academic results, or is it primarily benefiting from the advantages its students bring with them?

U.S. News attempts to address that question with its demographic adjustment. But a statistical adjustment cannot fully separate the contributions of teachers, parents, inherited advantages, peer groups, and everything else that influences children's achievement.

The most striking finding here is that another ranking of the same two schools, using the same state's test data, actually reverses their order — and places them adjacent to each other.

That makes me considerably more skeptical of the apparent significance of Riverside's #1 versus Old Greenwich's #32 than of either school's educational quality.

The shape of things to come

Reader Snotty sent along this XPost, and it’s a hoot.

Because the post itself didn’t offer a link to the actual story, I turned to an AI program, ChatGTP, to investigate the judge’s use of an AI program to write his decision. I do so enjoy irony.

Yes. The underlying story about federal Judge Henry T. Wingate is true, and the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals issued an unusually harsh ruling against him yesterday, October 22, 2026.

The controversy involves a federal judge whose ruling contained fabricated legal citations, nonexistent parties, and other errors introduced through artificial intelligence. The appeals court overturned his injunction and ordered that the case be reassigned to another judge.

What was the case?

Jackson Federation of Teachers v. Fitch, arising from a challenge to Mississippi's 2025 law, House Bill 1193, restricting diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) activities in public educational institutions.

Teachers, students, and advocacy organizations challenged the law on constitutional grounds, including freedom of speech and equal protection.

Judge Wingate, a Ronald Reagan appointee serving in the Southern District of Mississippi, issued an order in July 2025 temporarily blocking enforcement of the law.

What went wrong?

The original judicial order contained several remarkable errors:

  • It identified organizations as plaintiffs that weren't actually parties to the lawsuit.

  • It quoted language supposedly from Mississippi's law that wasn't in the statute.

  • It referred to evidence from individuals who weren't involved in the case.

  • It included a citation to a legal decision that apparently did not exist.

Wingate subsequently acknowledged that a law clerk had used the AI tool Perplexity in drafting the order, and that the information had not been adequately verified.

He withdrew the original order and substituted a corrected version. In an October 2025 letter to Senator Chuck Grassley, Wingate attributed the problems to a failure of human oversight and described new safeguards for reviewing his chambers' work.

What did the appeals court say yesterday?

The October 22 opinion, written by Judge Jerry E. Smith, was extraordinarily critical.

Among its statements:

"This district judge carelessly exercised his Article III power by issuing sloppy edicts based on falsehoods and fabrications."

The court also accused the district court of manipulating governing law, apparently to advance a policy agenda. These are the appellate panel's characterizations, not independently established findings about Wingate's motives.

Importantly, the Fifth Circuit didn't merely criticize the AI mistakes. It also found that Wingate had incorrectly analyzed the constitutional issues, including the standards for challenging an entire statute under the First Amendment.

The court vacated the preliminary injunction and directed that the case go to a different district judge. That does not constitute a final ruling that every provision of Mississippi's DEI law is constitutional.

Original documents

These are particularly useful because you can read exactly what the judges said:

Bottom line: The documented events are real. A federal judge issued an injunction containing fabricated material, acknowledged that a clerk had used AI, and was subsequently removed from the case by an appellate court that also found serious legal errors.

Rocky Road? Not hardly (Updated and improved with a picture that's more fun)

(View from uscg evacuation helicopter, hurricane sandy, 2012)

24 Rocky Point Road has sold to a Greenwich Village buyer (10014) for $5.9 million — asking price was $5.150. The sellers paid just $4.3 for it in October 2024 (on an ask of $4.975), but it’s been painted white since then, so the appreciation is understandable.

Can't we please bring her back? Things are getting dull out here.

Miss Word Salad is still out there amusing her audiences, but she’s been banished to obscure locations like Mississippi. Return her to center stage, please.

“You know, I mentor a lot of young people, and I talk to them sometimes and part of the advice I give them is, you know, never let someone else with limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition,”

I was going to post one of the many 10-minute video clips of the best of this almost-our-president, but I came across this one, new to me, and it captures her magic in just a single bright moment:

Scots to Irish granny-hug banners: "Hold our Laphroaig"


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